Well, I guess it was bound to happen....
Today was the day. Jonah saw me getting dressed, came over and said, "Mommy has a penis". I told him I didn't have a penis, that only boys have penises. He tried to get a closer look, and then he proclaimed, "Mommy has a poopy there!"
Later in the day (hours later), he repeated to Sam that, "Mommy doesn't have a penis".
At dinner, Sam was drinking beer and Jonah asked to have some of it. Sam said no. Then moments later, Jonah saunters over to Sam's seat and said, "Hi Daddy, what are you drinking?" Ah, so smooth.